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Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Friday, 07 November 2008

  • Better Off Not Listening to the News

    I listened to the news today. Lord knows why. Left column is what I heard. Right column is what also could have been said by the anchors in the same breath, but wasn't.


    Actual HeadlineBrian's Suggested Optional Headline
    DOW Posts Conservative GainDOW Back Up 2% in Mid-Day Trading Rally
    Job Losses Soar, Jobless Rate at 14-Year HighUS 6.5% Unemployment Resembles Clinton-Era, Exceeds Germany, France, China
    Ford Posts $3 Billion Loss, Burning Cash FastDinosaur Ford Performs According to Analysts' Predictions From Over One Year Ago; Google and Other Innovators Predict Steady Profits Until The End of the World

    I'm not saying there isn't a recession, but I swear our economy would be much better off if people would just stop listening to media fear mongers.

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